Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Alien Shark 2022

  ½ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  Batshit insane, barely written, badly acted, 2020s, very low-budget, digital DTV version of the Beach Party movies. With erm, science fiction elements, I guess.

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  Clouds of Sils Maria 2014

  ★★★ Watched 10 Dec 2024

  Actresses playing some sort of fictional selves, who play roles in a fictional story that allegorically meta-reflects their interpersonal relationships.
  It features a strong performance from Binoche; maybe Kristen Stewart would be more interesting playing a statue or a corpse, though. Unfortunately suffers from tacky musical/fade-in interludes, and loses a few feathers towards the end.

Popular reviews

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  Yahudi 1958

  ★★★½ Watched 24 May 2021

  You’ve heard of Whitewashed Ancient Egypt,
  Now get ready for:
  Bollywood Roman Empire

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  Three in the Attic 1968

  ★★★ Watched 24 Apr 2020

  What kind of unholy name straight outta Hell is “Paxton Quigley”?!?