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Recent reviews

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  Transformers One 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 07 Dec 2024

  Legit awesome, would watch again! Just needs more Wheeljack, my beloved. I did get to see him twice though!

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  Black Friday 2021

  ½ Watched 29 Oct 2024

  Pouring one out for my man Archie. He was competent and handsome as fuck. They should’ve let him kick all the monsters’ asses 😔👊 he would’ve won

Popular reviews

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  Arachnia 2003

  ★ Watched 01 Dec 2022

  Alright, so this movie fucking sucks. Like I was laughing because it was so bad. However, the two bimbo lady besties I rooted for the entire time. Also, they were in love, you can’t change my mind.

  I know the director was probably like “oh pretty ladies have lesbean sex so hot 👹”, but they stood by one another and tried to protect each other. Blondie even braved the spider filled cave to get her back, saying she wasn’t going to stand by while her girl was in trouble. So yeah, bimbo bisexual girlfriends rights

  Also Chandra kicked major ass, she rules!

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  Lupin the Third: Return of Pycal 2002

  ½ Watched 22 May 2021

  This movie literally gave me a headache. I am Jigen in this movie, constantly suffering.

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