This movie made me want to buy a trench coat.
All jokes aside, I swear to God Michael Fassbender is one of the hottest mfers alive. Spy flicks aren't usually my speed, but this was clever and thoroughly enjoyable. Absolutely gorgeous set dressing, costuming, and cast.
I've really been craving a compact movie with undeniably hot & talented actors, and this filled that void.
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Pros: Robert Pattinson, ANOTHER Robert Pattinson, social satire, Robert Pattinson being weird
Cons: Mark Ruffalo (has solidified his spot as one of my recent least favorite actors) and his bad accent, unnecessary runtime & weird pacing, weird sauce motif(???), association of the word "creeper" with Minecraft, felt like it needed subtitles for like 1/3 the movie, bad acting (but not from my baby Robert Pattinson), CGI, weird sexual motifs/scene with questionable consent issues...
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Just save yourself two hours, watch a…
Bohemian Rhapsody for realists 🤩
(And also the best Heineken ad)
