Recent reviews

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  Mean Girls 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 10 Jan 2024

  "why did she drop the book when she should post it on the lockers" -amc theater 2 somewhere behind me
  but also
  slay

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  Killer Klowns from Outer Space 1988

  ★★★★½ Watched 24 Sep 2022

  those cotton candy cocoons look so comfy. like sure death but death with pizazz

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  Xanadu 1980

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 12 Sep 2022

  the lead man being a wet piece of cardboard should maybe lower this score. but this movie is so absurd and "bad" that it's 5 stars no matter what

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  Scary Godmother: The Revenge of Jimmy 2005

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 07 Sep 2022

  get Jimmy some water, a new comfy hoodie, AND SOME THERAPY PLEASE

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