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god’s worst attempt on creating a filmbro

Favorite films

  • Mulholland Drive
  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire
  • La Haine
  • Presto

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  • Bottoms

    ★★★★

  • Parthenope

    ★★★½

  • The Substance

    ★★★½

  • La Haine

    ★★★★★

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  • La Haine

    La Haine

    ★★★★★

    me and foucault would fight about this movie (and one of us would end up in the hospital about it) (it’s him i’d beat his ass)

  • Parthenope

    Parthenope

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  • Challengers

    Challengers

    ★★½

    Maybe it was me.
    Maybe I didn’t get the film or the hype or something. If someone changes my mind i will undoubtedly change this review, but in the meantime, i will say the plot was practically non-existent; tennis was used as an excuse to show two guys moaning for 5 minutes at a time. They had to overexploit product placement just to get Zendaya in the film, which didn’t even click as the character she was playing.
    I felt…

  • The Girl King

    The Girl King

    did you know that there’s a lesbian king under the vaticano boulevard