Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Love Actually 2003

  ★★ Rewatched 22 Dec 2024

  if it's up to me thomas brodie sangster is getting fucking domed on sight, brains splattered all over the heathrow terminal floor, you can't be running through airport security like that right after 9/11 that's on you kid

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  Treasure Planet 2002

  ★★★ Rewatched 07 Nov 2024

  after the us election it's only baby movies from my childhood from now on, giving up pretentiousness to be a disney adult until i and everyone else dies in the world destroying nuclear hellfire resulting from the final taiwan straits crisis circa 12 months from now

Popular reviews

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  Splash 1984

  ★★½ Watched 16 Apr 2020 2

  yuppie asshole tom hanks fucks an intellectually disabled woman and then jumps into the hudson river to escape legal consequences

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  The Tunnel 2016

  ★★ Watched 24 Dec 2020

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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