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  Spectre 2015

  ★★★ Watched 18 Dec 2024

  He retired again

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  Skyfall 2012

  ★★★★ Watched 18 Dec 2024

  He starts the movie off in retirement

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  Deadpool & Wolverine 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 02 Aug 2024

  4 stars I don’t give a fuck. You bitches go to a marvel movie and complain about plot structure and special effects. The main character has metal fucking claws and the other is Ryan Reynolds. 

  -1 star for cancel culture jokes. We’re too old for this shit. You’re not important enough to be “cancelled”, Ryan Reynolds.

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  Rise of the Planet of the Apes 2011

  ★★★★ Watched 08 Jul 2024

  I feel like Cali is the only state this could’ve taken place in.

  There’s gotta be like 3 apes in Arkansas, at the most

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