alfie

alfie

Favorite films

  • Ring
  • Orphan
  • Last Night in Soho
  • Pearl

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  • Cabaret

    ★★★★

  • Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

    ★★★★★

  • The Batman

    ★★★★½

  • Silent Hill

    ★★★★★

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  • Cabaret

    Cabaret

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

    Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

    ★★★★★

    THIS MOVIE IS SO GOOD HOLLY HECK!? 
    Miguel ohara could get it (but obvi)
    Idk what to say but this is really good eek 😖

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  • The Witch

    The Witch

    ★★★★

    Must be the season of the vvitch
    The father (?) Is kinda fine
    I love things set in Medieval times about witches and stuff and Anya Taylor Joy is my favourite actor
    I like the plot I like the story BUT CAN YALL PUT SOME DAMN CLOTHES ON OH MY FUCKING GOD DO U REALLY NEED TO BE DOIN ALL THAT SATAN PROMISING U ALL THIS BUT U CANT HAVE FUCKING CLOTHES?
    That was definitely something I need to watch an explained video on this now

  • Alien³

    Alien³

    ½

    I didn’t finish this movie because I truly couldn’t take and didn’t care about it anymore. I tapped out at 1:07:57 and watched the dead meat kill count of the movie to see the story and what I missed and stuff
    This movie is truly dog shit either way though 
    And obviously no fine men here.

    #Newt deserved better