Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Cabaret 1993

  ★★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 12 Feb 2025

  THIS MOVIE IS SO GOOD HOLLY HECK!? 
  Miguel ohara could get it (but obvi)
  Idk what to say but this is really good eek 😖

Popular reviews

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  The Witch 2015

  ★★★★ Watched 01 Oct 2024 2

  Must be the season of the vvitch
  The father (?) Is kinda fine
  I love things set in Medieval times about witches and stuff and Anya Taylor Joy is my favourite actor
  I like the plot I like the story BUT CAN YALL PUT SOME DAMN CLOTHES ON OH MY FUCKING GOD DO U REALLY NEED TO BE DOIN ALL THAT SATAN PROMISING U ALL THIS BUT U CANT HAVE FUCKING CLOTHES?
  That was definitely something I need to watch an explained video on this now

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  Alien³ 1992

  ½ Watched 25 Aug 2024

  I didn’t finish this movie because I truly couldn’t take and didn’t care about it anymore. I tapped out at 1:07:57 and watched the dead meat kill count of the movie to see the story and what I missed and stuff
  This movie is truly dog shit either way though 
  And obviously no fine men here.

  #Newt deserved better