Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Inseminoid 1981

  ★½ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  i’ve seen a lot of genuinely horrible slashers from the 80s, and i’ve definitely seen many that are far worse than this, but something about Inseminoid is just like… really, specifically bad for some reason that i can’t quite put my finger on. it’s boring, sure, and the first chunk of it is pretty much a lazy attempt at an Alien ripoff, but the further it went the more i found myself getting confused. not angry or offended or anything necessarily negative, but…

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  Casablanca 1942

  ★★★★ Rewatched 12 Mar 2025 2

  “here’s looking at you, kid.”
  “i wish i didn’t love you so much.”

  i think i must’ve been in a horrible mood when i first watched this because there is no discernible reason as to why i thought one and a half stars was an appropriate rating. Casablanca is moody and romantic and positively gorgeous from start to finish, with leading performances from bogart and bergman that are to die for. the script is incredibly tight even by today’s standards,…

Popular reviews

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  Norbit 2007

  ½ Watched 15 Sep 2021 1

  rasputia has a kill count of at least 7

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  Cutie Honey 2004

  ★★★★ Watched 21 Jul 2021

  i have met god and her name is cutie honey