Sean baker has perfected the artistic direction of men being attracted to women in the most boring and stupid stupid ways possible. I just don’t like Sean baker the oscars could never make me like you sean baker. he looooves a sudden ending ooh it’s up to interpretation ooh its ending at such an unconventional place isnt it teehee I’m sean baker and i’m just a horny little boy. Whatever sean. when other directors do that i fw it but…
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Red, White & Royal Blue 2023
This was like if you made some shitty 2012 tumblr fanfiction into a movie. Which makes sense. because the book was just a shitty fanfiction with the serial numbers filed off by replacing every name with the most generic sounding shit in the world. Bad actors also no chemistry between them every time they made out i physically flinched. No plot in this thing either. only tropes. just a bunch of tropes all smashed together badly for an hour. Singlehandedly…
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Before Sunrise 1995
did something to my brain rewired it changed it chopped it up into little pieces… i love when movies are just 100% dialogue it is just jesse and celine talking to each other for 1 hr 48 mins and its beautiful to me. the meditations on love and life and relationships and knowing that it’ll take them a long time but that eventually they do figure it out they do come into who they are they do grow up and…
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