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ratings based purely on how much I enjoyed watching the movie, not actually how good it is. unless it is really good. either way I'm right

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  • X-Men: First Class

    ★★★★

  • X-Men

    ★★★★

  • Kingsman: The Secret Service

    ★★★★

  • Ballerina

    ★★★½

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  • Ballerina

    Ballerina 2023

    ★★★½ Watched 04 Dec 2023

    not that deep or complex but super gratifying. lesbians everywhere must bow down to the hot strong motorcycle riding woman on a mission to absolutely fucking eviscerate a group of traffickers

  • Ponyo

    Ponyo 2008

    ★★★★★ Watched 28 May 2023

    i too would put my life on the line for a fish girl

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  • Nightcrawler

    Nightcrawler 2014

    ★★★★½ Watched 05 Feb 2021

    Jake Gyllenhall is an incel and a shitty boss in this movie and I don't understand why I still think he's hot

  • The Cat in the Hat

    The Cat in the Hat 2003

    ★ Watched 17 Jan 2021

    watching this movie for the first time when I was a kid made me believe in Hell

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