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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★ Watched 03 Jan 2025

  Overhyped on Twitter. I was bored :(

  Lily Rose Depp and Aaron Taylor Johnson’s face cards were immaculate though. Can’t say the same about Bill Skarsgard’s.

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  Saltburn 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 15 Jan 2024

  I love how unhinged Oliver was. The graveyard scene was my fav.

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  Bros 2022

  ½ Rewatched 08 Oct 2022 3

  I’ve always prided myself on being an ally, but this movie is making me reconsider. Never have I ever left the theater during a movie, but Bros really made me want to. It had no business being nearly 2 hours. 

  Billy Eichner plays an unlikable main character who believes he deserves love from the hot love interest (Aaron) when all he does the entire time is whine, complain, and self-loathe about how he’s not Aaron’s type. 

  The movie was marketed…

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  The Boy and the Heron 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 30 Dec 2023 1

  I watched the dubbed version and everyone did so good other than Bautista. Robert Pattinson as the heron was one of the main reasons I wanted to watch this and he did not disappoint. As is with any other Studio Ghibli/Hayao Miyazaki film, the music was on point and the fantasy world he took me to was a good way to escape the real world for a second. Animation wasn’t anything too crazy.

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