Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Rumor Has It... 2005

  ½ Watched 08 Feb 2025

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Gladiator II 2024

  ★★★ Watched 29 Dec 2024

  I love paul mescal and pedro pascal, but Denzel Washington carried this movie.

Popular reviews

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  The Portrait 2017

  ★★★½ Watched 25 Dec 2017 2

  i really wanna see that painting

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  Never Goin' Back 2018

  ★★★½ Watched 26 Oct 2018

  when a friend takes my pants off for me during a massive diarrhea explosion, that's when i know they're real