Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Dinner in America 2020

  ★★★★★ Watched 25 Feb 2025

  fuck ya. thank god for this archetype of weird autistic gf (me) and badass punk gf (my love)…. honestly unexpectedly loved this one sm

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  Saved! 2004

  ★★★★½ Watched 22 Nov 2024

  weirdly important movie to me… this really should’ve been a standard indie classic

Popular reviews

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  The House 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 14 Jan 2022 2

  stop-motion felted animal surrealist horror stories?!? THIS IS MY JOKER.

  also that baby crawl in the first chapter blew my mind, it’s such wonderful stop-motion, they did the chubby little baby wiggle perfectly! also amazing bug dance sequence! more stop-motion movies!!!

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  Fifty Shades of Grey 2015

  ★★★★★ Watched 17 Mar 2022 3

  This movie might be uncut but Christian Grey sure isnt😏😏 7/10 on a bad day, 9/10 on valentines day. I liked the hardware store scene but I would bump my overall rating to a 8/10 if it took place in a home depot. Bush dissapearance arch👎👎👎 Family friendly if you skip the boring contract meeting scene. Straight conversion therapy. Cant wait to read the og on wattpad #icanfixhim🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️ 
  - ghostwritten by Etta Fontenot