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Dinner in America 2020
fuck ya. thank god for this archetype of weird autistic gf (me) and badass punk gf (my love)…. honestly unexpectedly loved this one sm
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The House 2022
stop-motion felted animal surrealist horror stories?!? THIS IS MY JOKER.
also that baby crawl in the first chapter blew my mind, it’s such wonderful stop-motion, they did the chubby little baby wiggle perfectly! also amazing bug dance sequence! more stop-motion movies!!!
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Fifty Shades of Grey 2015
This movie might be uncut but Christian Grey sure isnt😏😏 7/10 on a bad day, 9/10 on valentines day. I liked the hardware store scene but I would bump my overall rating to a 8/10 if it took place in a home depot. Bush dissapearance arch👎👎👎 Family friendly if you skip the boring contract meeting scene. Straight conversion therapy. Cant wait to read the og on wattpad #icanfixhim🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️
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