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  The Canal 2014

  Watched 15 Mar 2025

  Couldn’t finish it, all the performances were super grating. Reminded me of Possum and how much I regretted finishing it.

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 26 Jan 2025

  As far a movie can take me without much perspective. Doesn’t seem to commit to any narrative.

Popular reviews

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  Tenet 2020

  ★★★★ Watched 26 Aug 2020

  Stupid ass nolan nerd making me wanna give you more money to watch tenet again. you knew i couldn’t understand the dialogue and therefore the movie (exposition dominated it) with that loud ass score!! Like for all the jargon I missed, Robert Pattinson could’ve slipped in “Bazinga” and I wouldn’t have been the wiser. It’d probably be more worth my time to learn another language and go to the home country of it to watch tenet with subtitles. BURN IN…

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  The Tunnel 2011

  ★★ Watched 23 Apr 2024

  Worst use of a mockumentary format I’ve seen…

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