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Alright last one. I can’t believe they put these out back to back to back, I can’t imagine how much production went into these. I have a hard time picking a favorite, and I gave all these movies 4 stars. It was written almost all at once, and I feel like it’s one huge story.
This one had huge battles, even cooler Nazgûl’s, giant spiders, Sméagol lore, it was jam packed.
Favorite moment in this ones honestly a hard pick.…
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
I wonder how they felt putting a movie called The Two Towers out in 2002. In their defense, the book it was based on was written like 60+ years ago.
In this one, there’s some big chances. The Fellowship has split up, but they do a good job at balancing seeing what they’re all getting up to. More world building, Gandalf coming back even cooler, and some cool new characters.
Highlight of this one is EASILY the Battle of Helm’s Deep. This blew my mind as a kid and was a moment I was patiently waiting for this entire time.
I’d die happy if I ever got to smoke with Shorty and Ghostface, that was the best scene in the movie.
A really funny and actually insane at some parts movie with 4th wall breaks that make Deadpool look normal. I lost count of the references it made but they were all great.
Coach Mann and the glory hole take the cake for craziest s**t though.
I know half a star is a harsh but this movie is so damn disturbing, I’m so glad I have therapy tomorrow.
I get what the movie was going for and it does a good job representing the beauty standard and stuff like that but oh my god did they have to go so far?
I don’t even feel like writing about what happened but the last 15 minutes were insane and every time I thought they peaked it got…
