Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Zero Dark Thirty 2012

  ★★★½ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  chris pratt jump scare no ma’am…this movie was a lot

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  Marie Antoinette 2006

  ★★★★ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  BREAKING NEWS: girl sustains neck injury after olivia wilde nodding for two hours straight

Popular reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  baby creeper your shell too tough. your swag too cute. your tail too bad. they’ll kill you

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  The Curse of the Necklace 2024

  Watched 30 Oct 2024

  if my alcoholic husband gifts me a cursed necklace hiding a sinister force that threatens to imperil all, don’t prosecute him because he caught me slipping

  (i didn’t make it past the first 15 minutes)