Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Speed 1994

  ★★★½ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  Gigantorrrrrrrrrr!!!!! 

  I joked that it would be funny if the subway car crashed and burned in front of the Chinese theater and then it fucking did.

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  Sonic the Hedgehog 2 2022

  ★★★½ Rewatched 19 Mar 2025

  If this had music from the games it would be four stars. 

  My opinion on this one was definitely clouded by the time of my life when I watched it. This is pretty much as good as Sonic 3, it just doesn’t have shadow so it’s automatically way less fun.

Popular reviews

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  Over the Garden Wall 2014

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 07 Oct 2024

  When I say Wirt is me I mean he is literally completely absolutely me

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  A Complete Unknown 2024

  ★★★ Watched 05 Jan 2025 2

  I think Bob might be the only artist who’s personality actually fully endorses biopic inaccuracies. Timmy did a pretty good job! Wish this had more to say but it was a fun watch! 

  To the obnoxious elderly folks who talked through the entire movie (even after my dad politely told you to stop): I don’t really believe that there is anything after we die, but I know for a fact if you take a phone call in a movie theater…

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