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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 04 Jan 2025

  Imagine if this movie was set in the arctic in the summer and it was always day everyday for months and the count couldn’t get freaky and then when it’s winter he just gets to be freaky 24/7

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  Twisters 2024

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 10 Nov 2024

  They brought this back to distract us from the election go watch it in 4DX

Popular reviews

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  Our Great National Parks 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 10 May 2022

  Let me be clear, this is a great doc, with a killer soundtrack. 

  I loved the theme cause you get to see such a variety of animals and a lot of them had symbiotic relationships which is basically real life paw patrol. 

  Also Obama says weiner.

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  Morbius 2022

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 22 May 2022 1

  I didn’t even watch this again I just want to apologize to Cassius for telling him that fake money tastes different which resulted in him sucking on a dollar bill.

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