nicoeli spatzi

nicoeli spatzi

Favorite films

  • Kill Bill: Vol. 1
  • House
  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire
  • Coraline

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  • Fallen Angels

    ★★★★½

  • House

    ★★★★★

  • All Kinds of Love

  • Imagine Me & You

    ½

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  • House

    House

    ★★★★★

    like a 1.5hours music video fever dream

  • Imagine Me & You

    Imagine Me & You

    ½

    horrible! watching this honestly felt like a hatecrime…

    was there even a queer person on set?!
    and how was every conversation somehow about sex??

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  • The Handmaiden

    The Handmaiden

    ½

    disgusting. more than two hours of watching some psycho perverts sick fantasies. what the fuck was this? no amount of beautiful cinematography will be able to justify the complete exploitation of the actresses and the damage this film has done to my brain. cant comprehend how this would have such a high rating???  truly at a loss for words

  • Mad Heidi

    Mad Heidi

    ★★★★½

    hilarious! me and the middle aged man behind me couldn’t stop laughing

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