middle aged actress and list-making enthusiast.
grown ups is a 5 star movie.
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The Alto Knights 2025
my dad wouldn’t stop talking about wanting to go see “the new Franco de Niro movie” 😭😭 didn’t have the heart to correct him lol also is it just my immigrant dad who loves that guy or is this a more widespread phenomenon? anyway I FELL ASLEEP. ummm your mafia movie has to be pretty #snoozefest if I knock out for 30min amidst SEVERAL GUNSHOTS and dropping words like COCKSUCKA with the most seething Italian american rage left and right…
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My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2002
last night, Vicky Pavolopolis saw you suckin the lips off his head in the Denny’s parking lot. She told HER ma who told MY ma who told YOUR ma— let me put it this way. You’re busted.
thank you cousin Nikki for this stellar line delivery. this is my family
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The Lost City 2022
feeling: mad sad and disappointed bc ryan reynolds was supposed to be in this instead of channing turdum #NOTMYDILF
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Four Good Days 2020
how does homeless-heroine-addict-no-teeth-outgrown-roots-splotchy-faced mila kunis still manage to be more attractive than like 97% of the population??? i’m asking the real questions here.
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