Recent reviews

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  Alien: Covenant 2017

  ★★★★ Watched 28 Jul 2024

  AI on AI crime.

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  Sanctuary 2022

  ★★★½ Watched 22 Aug 2023

  Have ordered chamber pieces since the beginning of time. Freaky, silly, out of pocket and downright insane. Loved it. Wish I could bag a man in that way

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  Infinity Pool 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 23 May 2023

  I had a stroke watching Alexander skarsgaard being chained and walked like a dog. But my god he has a good rig. This movie overall made me feel a bit ill. I am happy I do not smoke weed, otherwise if I did I would have probably thought it a good idea to rip a fat cone before watching this, and maybe then have night terrors for the rest of the week, and perhaps show early signs of schizophrenia. Also I would like to have sex with Mia goth.

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  Beau Is Afraid 2023

  ★★★ Watched 26 Apr 2023

  My guy Ari thought he did a funny turns out it was the most horrendous thing I’ve ever had the novelty of seeing