Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Adolescence 2025

  ★★★★½ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  kept it together till he tucked that fucking teddy bear in holy jesus

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  Children of the Corn 1984

  ★★½ Watched 26 Feb 2025

  rip issac you would have loved midwest princess

Popular reviews

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  Dune: Part Two 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 03 Oct 2024 1

  i ride his sand worm till he calls me lisan al gaib

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 05 Jan 2025

  pros: over 6ft, rich, is obsessed with me, porn stashe, giant castle, silly accent, henchmen, mink coat, cunty acrylics

  cons (? debatable): bites me 

  i’ve had worse situationships

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