Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Crimes of the Future 2022

  ★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  needed more kristen stewart and a lot less of those ugly ass machines. if that is the future then i won't ever wanna be horny.

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  MaXXXine 2024

  ★★½ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  if it wasn’t part of the trilogy this would just be a kinda very bad slasher movie with the only good parts being (some of) the performances and the bette davis eyes needle drop

Popular reviews

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  Edge of Seventeen 1998

  ★★½ Watched 03 May 2022 1

  maggie really ran out of a gay bar crying cause two guys were kissing. girl what did you expect

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  Barbie 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 19 Jul 2023 1

  i’m not a woman so i’m just gonna shut the fuck up but this was kinda life changing