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  Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone 2001

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 09 Mar 2025

  I just had a HP themed day at my new job. All fine n dandy until ur responsible for playing the tunes for the whole “amusement park”. You choose a HP playlist thinking that should perfect. Tell me why there’s a fucking soundtrack version of the screaming book Harry finds in the restricted section of the library. Who thought that was a good idea? Let me tell u…it certainly was not bc I scared the FUCK out of about 600…

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  Aquamarine 2006

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 21 Feb 2025

  Crushing on a guy named Raymond was their biggest fuck up.

Popular reviews

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  Suitable Flesh 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 31 Oct 2023

  *update : y did so many of y’all hate this do we have no fuckin taste wtf?? get on the gore whore train mfs or stfu**
  
  
  (joe if u ever read this do not expect a roger ebert review. my letterboxd is me rambling for 65 paragraphs. i contribute nothing here)

  after ab a year of teases from joe (spm member here) i finally got to watch this masterpiece. & as a major lovecraft, barbara, & yuzna/gordon fan (live, laugh, lovecraft mfs)…

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  Deadpool & Wolverine 2024

  ½ Watched 26 Jul 2024

  now what in the fuck

  this was made 4 the worst of the worst of the cringey mcu fanboys. (y’all rly got off 2 this one huh??) 

  like y’all hyped this up w fuckin super bowl commercials n gave us?? ur cum stained fan fic??

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