Recent reviews

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  The Woman King 2022

  ★★★★ Rewatched 08 Feb 2025

  4 stars for Lashana Lynch. Izogie pls look my way. Fight scenes were cool, weird romance subplot -1 star.

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  Venom: The Last Dance 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 10 Nov 2024

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Blade 1998

  ★★★★ Rewatched 24 Aug 2024

  Dr. Karen Jenson was the ultimate girlboss, would give this a 5/5 simply for the aura Blade exudes but the movie objectively sucks. Campy and fun though; the leather trench coat, blood rave, and cool poses really bring this together.

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  Deadpool & Wolverine 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 05 Aug 2024

  4 stars for Hugh Jackman's sweaty greasy tits. -1 star because they didn't have freaky car sex on screen.

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