Nikeau

Nikeau

A real little Miyazaki and Nolan fanzouz

Favorite films

  • Princess Mononoke
  • The Nature of Love
  • All of Us Strangers
  • Anatomy of a Fall

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  • Custody

    ★★★★

  • Under Paris

  • Je ne me laisserai plus faire

    ★★★½

  • Paddington in Peru

    ★★★½

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  • Holy Cow

    Holy Cow

    ★★★★

    Plus de comté, plus d’accent jurassien, plus de rouquins, plus de terroir, plus de jeunes acteurs non pro, et plus de cunni dans la paille. 

    Bref j’en aurai encore repris pour 2h avec ces jeunes gars-là.

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    More Comté, more Jura accents, more redheads, more terroir, more young non-professional actors, and more cunni in the hay. 

    In short, I'd have gone on for another 2h with these young fellas.

  • A Different Man

    A Different Man

    ★½

    Very painful to watch, at the limit of what's bearable.
    Uhhh “you have to look beyond physical appearance because you can be super ugly but super cool and funny so stay ugly and rely on other assets”.
    Grotesque film, sorely lacking in subtlety and above all, completely insipid and cold, with no emotional attachment. Just creepy. Too many dubious plot twists, none of the characters' decisions make sense to me. Then cringe music and unpleasant as can be.
    I think…

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  • SKI

    SKI

    ★★★

    I also really wanted to like this film by our local star here in Tromsø.
    As much as I like Nikolai Schirmer (or want to like him), I think he just doesn't know how to stand back and let his buddy Vegard take the spotlight. Niko can't stop talking about himself (talking a lot about himself) and his ambitions, putting Vegard's story in the shade. As a result, two story lines collide: that of Vegard and his traverse project, and…

  • Snowboarder

    Snowboarder

    ½

    Ce film est une giga bouse.

    Toutefois, cette réplique m’empêche de mettre 0 étoiles :
    “- Tu penses à la mort quelquefois ?
    - Non. Y’a pas de neige au paradis"