I fear I may be too nice in my reviews. Some of these movies deserve nothing and yet, I give them stars.
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The Clovehitch Killer 2018
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Why turn your serial killer father in to the police when INSTEAD, you could spy on him, catch him in the act, kill him, and make it look like a suicide?
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Four Nations Facing Off 2025
Thank you Sidney Crosby. Without you, I never would’ve known what the four nations were doing.
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Nosferatu 2024
Bill Skarsgård once again give a 10/10 performance in the role of “creepy looking freaky dude”.
Lily Rose Depp looks like she was born IN that time frame which gives bonus points to her casting tbh.
I somehow didn’t even know Willem Dafoe was in this movie so that was a very pleasant surprise. Love that man.
Nicholas Hoult is an actor that I always forget about but then when I see him, I’m like “oh yeah, that dude. Love that dude!”
Aaron Taylor Johnson was also in this movie. He seemingly was reading his lines from cue cards cause bro where is the emotion?
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