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  A Real Pain 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 11 Mar 2025

  i too am i cool guy stuck in the body of a guy scared of being late

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  Monty Python and the Holy Grail 1975

  ★★½ Watched 05 Mar 2025

  tis but a flesh wound

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  Gladiator II 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 01 Dec 2024

  i will turn my eye to historical inaccuracy …. if only for up the skirt shots of paul mescal

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 24 Sep 2024

  i hope everyone who worked on this movie gets an oscar, especially the sound design crew. i also hope they go to federal prison. i have never been more nauseous. need a xanax and a gun.

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