Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Return to Oz 1985

  ★★★ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  when i saw carrie white's mother as auntie em i knew this would be a ride. fairuza ball is absolutely adorable and i can now see why everyone says this film is a living nightmare.

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  Unwelcome 2022

  ★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  absolute dogshit of a film, it's an hour and 40 minutes of a woman suffering and then goblins at the very end of it. jamie was the most useless person i have ever encountered on screen. the one star is for the redcaps.

Popular reviews

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  Return to the Blue Lagoon 1991

  ★ Watched 19 Sep 2021

  it's basically the first film with less nudity and guns.

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  Abigail 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 20 Apr 2024

  i fucking hate ballet.

  if you watched the initial trailer for this and nothing else? keep it that way. you won't want to be spoiled for this! ABIGAIL is a wild ride from start to finish. it has heart, laughs, soul and gore. LOTS of gore. melissa barrera is a stand out, she just commands the screen every time she's on it even with the most seasoned actors. dan stevens was stellar, kathryn newton is at her best, and we'll…