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The Pit and the Pendulum 1991
Jesus died for our sins but Antonio looked his torturer in the eye and said my ass is too caked for this. so who’s the real hero here
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Gladiator II 2024
How many times are we going to let this man get away with making the exact same film. Two stars for denzel being the only one to understand this movie shouldn’t have been made. Shout out to for Ridley for reading enough wiki articles to know they flooded the colosseum, but not including women gladiators. These guys didn’t know sharks existed. Sub zero levels of feminism. Stop talking about the dream of Rome. Biblical levels of mad
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