Recent reviews

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  Arrival 2016

  ★½ Watched 15 Feb 2025

  Them aliens were trying to tell us to turn this shit off

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  Along Came Polly 2004

  ★★★ Watched 02 Feb 2025

  Fair enough man i chortled approx 7 times and 5 of them were from Phillip Seymour Hoffman

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  Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes 2024

  ★½ Watched 27 Jan 2025

  E*a M*****to I’m holding you personally responsible for this stupid ass film

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  Mufasa: The Lion King 2024

  ★★★ Watched 20 Dec 2024

  Not Sarabi getting fanny flutters when Mufasa picked up Rafiki in the snow

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