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Boy Kills World 2023
Very very bad.
A cheap attempt to be cool and shocking in the post-Tarantino/Richie action era.
The writers, director and studio are all complicit is this cynical, visionless garbage.
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His Three Daughters 2023
Remember when you had to go to your friend’s play in college?
Remember how you were board to tears by all the speechifying?
Remember how you sat there thinking about how your tenth grade English teacher used to scream “show, don’t tell?” Did no one else’s English teacher say that?
Remember how you had to tell your friend how amazing it was, when really all you think was how cool it would have been if the dad fell out the window?
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Conan the Destroyer 1984
I’ll try to be fair because I think I’d like Conan the Destroyer a lot better if I didn’t watch it back-to-back with the superlative Conan the Barbarian.
The cast is great. Especially Wilt Chamberlain as Bombaata and Olivia d’Abo as the as innocent and earnest princess.
There are some good ideas and set pieces here. The gang is always moving, even if the plot doesn’t always seem to.
The action is good but it’s a step down from the…
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Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga 2024
Is there a more boring, lifeless and weak revenge film?
This film must have a bodycount of 200, but it’s all meaningless life-is-cheap stuff.
There is no plot. Things just happen. No characters to like. No trajectory, excitement or dynamics.
Chris Hemsworth pronounces words in an exaggerated way, how hysterical.
Neck and leg beards dare blame Anya Taylor-Joy for this embarrassing emotionless, limp exercise.
Place the blame squarely on the man who gutted his own franchise, George Miller.
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