Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Ponyo 2008

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 16 Mar 2025

  Hell yeah PONYO!

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★½ Watched 28 Feb 2025

  Didn't know a potentially very influential and important piece of horror cinema was going to end in a GWAR concert but here we are. 

  How can we make a commentary about ageism specifically with women without leading it to silliness?????? 

  Barbie did what The Substance thought it did.

Popular reviews

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  The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King 2003

  ½ Watched 19 Sep 2023 1

  Fuck metaphors. Throw Frodo into THE FUCKING FIRE. This was the worst closing to a series of movies Ive seen in my fucking life. I will die on this hill. 

  Dont bring up this franchise to me fucking EVER. Period.

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  Wicked 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 21 Nov 2024

  I cried for approximately 2 hours straight.

  I was very anxious because of my love for the production - I have seen it every time its come into Chicago’s Broadway rotation since 2007 - but it was very apparent that every person that had their hand in the mix of creating a film adaption of Wicked had each and every theater kids’ hearts in mind. 

  Do I think it was perfect? Absolutely not. I dont think you can take this…

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