Jordan

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#horror Enthousiast with social phobia

Favorite films

  • Anora
  • Perfect Blue
  • Suspiria
  • Freaks

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  • Captain America: Brave New World

    ★★★

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★

  • The Dyatlov Pass Incident

    ★★★

  • Good Luck to You, Leo Grande

    ★★★

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★★

    Honestly, I went in expecting a sci-fi snooze fest, but came out pleasantly surprised 😮. Our boy Robert Pattinson as Mickey Barnes, the “Expendable” who just can’t catch a break (or a permanent death), brings that scrappy charm we’ve come to love. I mean, if I had to be 3D-printed every time I bit the dust, I’d at least negotiate better working conditions, amirite? 😂

    Now, I know some folks weren’t vibing with the film’s political turn in the latter…

  • Paint Drying

    Paint Drying

    ★★★

    Welcome to my page! 🎬👻

    I’m Nigel, a big horror fan who enjoys everything from **older horror classics** to the **newest 2025 releases**. But I also love a good blockbuster like *Dune: Part Two* and *Culpa Tua*!

    Every month, I put together a **to-watch list** filled with a mix of horror and non-horror films. Check out **Nigel’s Movie Hunt – March 2025** here → See the hunt! 🎯

    Want to have a say in what I watch next? You can…

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  • Captain America: Brave New World

    Captain America: Brave New World

    ★★★

    🔹 Recommend me a horror! 🔪
    🔹 Recommend me a non-horror! 🎥

    Remember when Marvel movies had bite? When Phase 3 gave us political intrigue, tight choreography, and emotional gut-punches? Yeah, this ain't that 😬. I saw the trailers and thought we were getting a Winter Soldier 2.0 — what we got instead was like the Wish version. I kinda liked the grounded tone, and Sam still carries the shield with heart (we love a humble king 💪), but everything…

  • The Dyatlov Pass Incident

    The Dyatlov Pass Incident

    ★★★

    Nigel’s Movie Hunt (March 2025) 🔪🎬

    A group of overconfident college kids armed with cameras, trekking into a historical mystery they definitely shouldn’t be poking around in? Yeah, I’m in. This one starts off with all the usual found-footage beats—shaky cams, ominous interviews, and that slow build of “maybe we shouldn’t be here” dread. It’s got that Blair Witch-y charm but with a splash of history, which makes the setup feel a little meatier than your average “let’s go get…

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  • Anora

    Anora

    ★★★★

    🎉 PATRON GIVEAWAY ANNOUNCEMENT! 🎉

    Hey everyone! To celebrate my birthday on March 7th, I’m doing a Patron giveaway! 🎂🎁

    🔹 How to enter? Super simple!
    1️⃣ Like this "Anora" review (since I want it to win Best Picture at the Oscars! 🏆)
    2️⃣ Follow me on Letterboxd!

    🚨 Rules:
    ❌ People who are already Pro/Patron can’t participate (sorry!, gifting through Letterboxd is easier when a person doesn't have a subscription uet).
    ❌ If you unfollow after the winner is…

  • Emilia Pérez

    Emilia Pérez

    ★★

    So we’re just handing out Oscar noms to anything that looks kinda artsy now? Cool, cool. Listen, I respect ambition, but this one feels like a weird fever dream that thinks it's way deeper than it actually is. The mix of crime thriller and musical is a bold swing… that mostly whiffs. And those songs? Yikes. They don’t elevate the story—they just interrupt it, like a drunk guy at karaoke who insists on singing a ballad no one asked for.…