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If a film makes me cry it gets an extra 1/2 star
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Body of Evidence 1993
Need someone to pour candle wax over my eyes so I never have to see Madonna’s vagina ever again
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Eyes Wide Shut 1999
The amount of tits and minge in this film is obscene
It was also boring and shit
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Emilia Pérez 2024
My thoughts as I watched the movie
TL;DR this movie made me suicidal
You know a "musical" is going to be bad when it starts off with a song about microwaves, mattresses, bedsprings and washing machines
Suicidal? YES. Nauseated? Yes
Didn't think this movie could get worse but then cuntface Karla started to sing
Selena Gomez sounds like shes singing in Simlish
Rubbing Blonde extensions on your minge???????????????Half this Half that Half whatever etc. You need to learn your fractions, Mi Amor
I liked 1 song: Selena Gomez
Thank God they died
1/2 star for a Robbie Williams song
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