Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Santa Sangre 1989

  ★★★★½ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  One round off back handspring and he was good to leave the mental hospital?!

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  Snow White 2025

  ★★½ Watched 20 Mar 2025 1

  Yes Rachel Zegler is perfect! Yes the dwarves were scary! Yes they should’ve shaken a little ass! Yes it should be illegal for Gal Gadot to act in anything! Yes I’m a Rachel Zegler defender! Yes I love Andrew Barth Feldman voicing Dopey!

Popular reviews

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  Monkey Shines 1988

  ★★ Watched 03 Mar 2025

  The Substance Activator fluid makes monkeys murderous, not sexy.

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  Anora 2024

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 03 Mar 2025

  Of course I had to watch it again after the SWEEP