nlhv

nlhv

i know everything about myself,
that's why i can't do therapy

Favorite films

  • Hannah Montana: The Movie
  • Frances Ha
  • Totally F***ed Up
  • Barbie

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  • Brighter Days Ahead

    ★★★½

  • Admission

    ★★★

  • Synecdoche, New York

  • 20th Century Women

    ★★★★

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  • Brighter Days Ahead

    Brighter Days Ahead

    ★★★½

    wdym the first black mirror episode of 2025 is an ariana grande music video??

    this is a rating for the "short film", the deluxe is 5/5, idgaf. i'm gonna be honest and say this is not a film, just a glorified music video (but a good one). so even tho i enjoyed it, i'm gonna rate it like a film. (u asked for it by calling it that @arianagrande)

    idk if the nda got revised or anything, but i guess…

  • Admission

    Admission

    ★★★

    the key to all rom-coms (or just coms in general) is the cast. all u need is some really funny and charismatic actors that can sell a half-assed script. and this movie got that box CHECKED! i mean, tina fey, paul rudd, LILY TOMLIN!! and that script was like mid at best. also michael sheen is always pissing tina fey off atp 😭😭😭

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  • Synecdoche, New York

    Synecdoche, New York

    about like halfway through this movie i already knew i wasn't gonna be able to give it a numbered rating. also gonna be honest and say i didn't like it as much as i thought i would (hence the omission of a heart on this review). but charlie kaufman really dreamed big on this one. it's a piece of art that's both grand and all over the place, but also deeply upclose and personal at the same time. don't know…

  • Nowhere

    Nowhere

    ★★★★

    idk what's going on but girl i am living!

    last installment of the teenage apocalypse trilogy and nowhere is both the conclusion and a culmination of the previous two movies (totally f***ed up and the doom generation). the camcorder footage and the fragmented nature from f***ed up, combined with the colorful, campy lens of doom generation, all to push the themes of teenage self-indulgence and nihilism to the extreme. in a way, this is even more fragmented than the actual 15-segment movie,…

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