Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Switch 2010

  ★★½ Watched 28 Mar 2018

  at the end of the day, if you've been in love with the same girl whose put in you in the friend zone for over 10 years you should just switch out the donor's sperm with yours instead of telling her how you really feel.

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  Definitely, Maybe 2008

  ★★ Watched 29 Mar 2018

  it's been 10 years and Ryan Reynolds hasn't aged a single. fucking. day.

  also this rom com tries to avoid forseeable plot twists but it's still "eh". but at least this movie made me temporarily forget that i hate Abigail Breslin, but that's about it.

Popular reviews

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  Phantom Thread 2017

  ★★★★ Watched 20 Feb 2018

  Miss Woodcock?
  Miss Woodcock?!
  oh my fuckin' god
  she fuckin' ruined the wedding dress and has irritable bowel syndrome

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  The Shape of Water 2017

  ★★★★ Watched 31 Dec 2017

  wow the sequel to Free Willy is a lot sexier than I've anticipated

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