Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Witch 2015

  ★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  not as good as nosferatu

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  Funny People 2009

  ★★½ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  Jonathan said this featured the millennial comedy goats before they got big so im stealing that

Popular reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 26 Dec 2024 1

  NOSFERATU aka THRUPLE WITH MY VAMPIRE EX (GONE WRONG? GONE GOOD? GONE SEXUAL?)

  Terrifying yet tasteful, gross yet sexy, dark yet vibrant, the perfect paradox of a film.

  Only gripe was it was a tad bit hard to follow at times due to the victorian dialogue (im an idiot at times)

  couple things
  1. where is the lily-rose depp oscar buzz? Are we just being selfish and pretentious or did we not watch the same movie? one of the best…

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  Immaculate 2024

  ★★½ Watched 26 Mar 2024

  not my proudest tug

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