Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Saturday Night 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  Jake Novak was not the next Saturday Night cast member 😔

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  Stranger Than Fiction 2006

  ★★½ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  I also don’t know which genre I’m in

Popular reviews

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  Sonic the Hedgehog 3 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 23 Dec 2024 5

  I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong…

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  Home Alone 2: Lost in New York 1992

  ★★★★ Rewatched 22 Dec 2024

  FUCK YOU BUZZ MCCALLISTER AND YOUR STUPID ASS HAIR CUT. ROB SCHNEIDER YOURE NOT GETTING A TIP STOP ASKING. Cathrine O’Hara they could never make me hate you. UNCLE FRANK YOURE A DICK.