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Favorite films

  • The Thing
  • Parasite
  • Alien
  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

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  • I Am Legend

    ★★★½

  • Snow White

    ★½

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★

  • Past Lives

    ★★★★★

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  • Holiday Touchdown: A Chiefs Love Story

    Holiday Touchdown: A Chiefs Love Story

    ½

    I’ve lost my love for football and I’ve lost my love for art

  • Coraline

    Coraline

    ★★★★★

    Imagine giving this movie ___ stars smh (to be edited)

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  • I Am Legend

    I Am Legend

    ★★★½

    I was wondering why all the reviews are about Shrek… and then the movie paused for 2 minutes so Will Smith could recite Shrek

  • Snow White

    Snow White

    ★½

    Rachel Ziegler needs to fire her agent ASAP

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  • Deadpool & Wolverine

    Deadpool & Wolverine

    ★★

    If I wanted to see this many washed up actors appear for lengthy cameos I’d go to an LA rehab center

  • Inside Out 2

    Inside Out 2

    ★★★

    If the Oilers had signed Riley maybe they wouldn’t be down 3-0.
    Also, to the guy sitting behind me who responded to Joy saying “Maybe as you get older, you feel less joy” by saying “On god”, I hope you’re doing ok.