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  The Cradle Will Fall 2004

  ½ Watched 26 Nov 2024

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Transformers 2007

  ★★★★ Watched 14 Sep 2024

  Megatron transforms into a plane and flys through a building. In the transformers universe George Bush has allowed 2 9/11s

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  Nope 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 31 Jul 2022

  What the hell did I just watch. This means something …

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  The Pink Panther 2006

  ★★★½ Watched 21 Jul 2022

  Fuck 12 but Clouseau is the goat. Certified panty dropper (pulled Beyoncé and Nicole) perfect amount of boner pills but not enough animated panther