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Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes 2024
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- i enjoyed the amount of details in the movie that were incredibly similar to my life/things i’ve planned on doing
- fuck may (mae?) i understand her pov but i don’t care her and her position are shit
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Rise of the Planet of the Apes 2011
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Scream VI 2023
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If I could I’d give this a 3.75, but I can’t so I went down.
Although this killer (or at least one of them) was probably much easier to guess in a vacuum, I thought it was too simple which threw me off, so good on the writers for using precedent to their advantage. The first two acts were amazing and they did a great job of setting up the final act. That final one was okay, but I think…
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Along Came Polly 2004
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On the low this movie made no sense. Ben Stiller just seems like a guy who falls in love too quickly/is just horny as hell and then succeeds because??? Also at the end of the movie his dad gives a speech to his friend about why he has to stop ruining community theater and the speech actually doesn’t apply to the situation at all but perfectly fits what Ben Stiller needed to hear. If this seems like a terrible explanation, it’s because it’s what the movie deserves. Jennifer Aniston being gorgeous is the only thing that saves this from the void.
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