noahmurphy

noahmurphy

Favorite films

  • Blood Hook
  • The Graduate
  • The Handmaiden
  • Under the Silver Lake

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  • Runaway Jury

    ★★

  • Copycat

    ★★½

  • The Substance

    ★★★★

  • MaXXXine

    ★★½

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  • Abigail

    Abigail

    ★½

    A cool setting but the movie looks ugly. A great ensemble but not a single character worth remembering. A plot bloated with ideas & action & twists, but none of it building to anything exciting. And it’s got no sense of humour to boot.

  • The Iron Claw

    The Iron Claw

    ★★½

    Succeeded in ruining my day and making me angry, which I think was the primary goal at least. Leaves out a lot of the history though, & nothing really blew my mind. Probably equally devastating to just read their history. Efron and James were both great though.

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  • Top Gun: Maverick

    Top Gun: Maverick

    ★★★½

    Unfortunately much less playing with the boys. Could’ve added more camp. The action sequences are about as great as action sequences get.

  • Future World

    Future World

    ½

    Unnecessary Lens Flares: The Movie

    All the acting is terrible, the pacing is weird and disjointed, and screenplay borders on incohesive. No character is well written, and every character makes decisions seemingly on a whim. It’s all a little ridiculous. It’s also just a really poor rip-off of Fury Road.