NoahSchranz

NoahSchranz

Favorite films

  • La La Land
  • White Chicks
  • 2001: A Space Odyssey
  • Porco Rosso

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  • Captain America: Brave New World

    ★★★

  • Hereditary

    ★★★★★

  • White Chicks

    ★★★★★

  • Parasite

    ★★★★★

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  • Captain America: Brave New World

    Captain America: Brave New World

    ★★★

    I don’t know if I am just getting older or if the marvel jokes are just terrible now but the jokes in this movie were beyond corny. Shout out to the Norfolk mention but that did not look like Norfolk. Wish there was more red hulk but whatevs. W post credit song Kendrick is the goat. The last fight scene is probably what makes this review as high as it is. This movie did its job I like New Cap better. Mid 6

  • Hereditary

    Hereditary

    ★★★★★

    This is the greatest movie of all time when you are high. Evan Garber made this movie a 10. He was so emotionally connected to the movie that he started crying. Wow unreal. If you give someone an edible make them watch this movie for full effects. Free the Dad he did nothing wrong. 😑

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  • Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes

    Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes

    ★★★½

    I don’t know if it was just my theater but this movie was really loud. The monkey noises were destroying my eardrums. Also I am confused why humans in bunkers are still alive after war of the planet of the apes I was given the impression they all died or could not talk. I HATE MAE. Noah is goated cause his name is Noah. This motivated me to watch the mess that is the original planet of the apes movies like why is there 5 movies. Fight scenes were cool 🦍👎     🦧👍
    Mid 7. They finna make a trilogy.
    Long Live Caesar!

  • Challengers

    Challengers

    ★★★

    As a team captain of the Granby tennis team I believe my opinion should be highly regarded. Why is there that damn music constantly playing. Tashi js the real villain Patrick admits that he is bad but she does not. Art just lets himself constantly get cucked I mean me personally I would not take that. I thought he was about to say mommy in that one scene when he wants tashi to hold him to sleep. The time skipping…

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