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Favorite films

  • The Sound of Music
  • Summer of Soul (...Or, When the Revolution Could Not Be Televised)
  • Collateral
  • Spider-Man 2

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  • A Fistful of Dollars

    ★★★★

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★½

  • Opus

    ★★★

  • Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga

    ★★★★

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★★½

    Man vs. self where man and self are enemies-to-lovers. Remarkable Bong hit

    The dialogue + line deliveries made me think I was hearing ADR in regular single shots but nah. Robbie P is just that good at voice work. Kinda a shame that he’s too hot to be a full time voice actor.

    I asked my brother what he thought about the subtext and he said he wasn’t watching it that deep. Like, can we talk about the political and economic state of the world right now??

  • Good Will Hunting

    Good Will Hunting

    ★★★★

    My dad says it’s in the top 25 movies of all time
    “Noah this was in Cambridge.”
    “Noah. MIT.”
    “They were just two 20 year old friends when they made this.”
    “That’s Ben Affleck’s younger brother there”
    “Noah have you seen this one before?”
    “Are you even watching?”
    “God. Such a good movie”
    “Noah. That’s you. You’re Good Will Hunting”

    Bonus:
    Adam: wait he’s Matt Damon?
    Dad: yeah. He was in… Mars

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  • A Fistful of Dollars

    A Fistful of Dollars

    ★★★★

    I wanna write Timothee Chalamet’s Spaghetti Western script

  • Opus

    Opus

    ★★★

    Opus more like oupsie daisy this director isn’t gonna get any more work soon

    This movie and “There Will Be Blood” should switch titles I think. I see no downsides to that

    Even though this film has some ideas worth discussing, it doesn’t really get into it until the final scene spells it out. Idk

    Malkovich gives this speech bar for bar

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  • Don't Worry Darling

    Don't Worry Darling

    ★★★

    At first I was like “Nick Kroll!??” But at the end I was like “yeah that makes sense”

  • Babylon

    Babylon

    ★★★½

    This movie has an interesting premise and has some great sequences, but the rest of it is just whatever. Theater kids are so over dramatic who knew. The music was fine yet not memorable. I can hear whiplash music in my head while writing this review.

    I’ll have to wait to see Barbie to see if I’m right, but I think Margot Robbie has officially been Ryan Reynoldsed. Like him and Deadpool, she just plays Harley all the time !