NoahSpurlock

NoahSpurlock

Favorite films

  • No Country for Old Men
  • Fantastic Mr. Fox
  • The Revenant
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

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  • A Real Pain

    ★★★★

  • Heretic

    ★★★½

  • After Hours

    ★★★★½

  • Strange Darling

    ★★★★

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  • Smile 2

    Smile 2

    ★★★½

    The Academy really needs to start considering nominating horror more often. Genre films need to stop being “too weird” for them to be nominated and recognized because there’s so much talent worth giving mention on big stage outside the drama and Oscar bait type films. Naomi Scott gave one of the best performances of this past year and one of the best lead horror performances in recent memory.

  • Gladiator II

    Gladiator II

    ★★★½

    “The gates of hell are open night and day; Smooth the descent, and easy is the way: But to return, and view the cheerful skies, In this the task and mighty labor lies.”

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  • Alien

    Alien

    ★★★★★

    Perfect blend of science fiction and horror. Please if you love either genres, do yourself a favor and watch this one before the new one.

  • Challengers

    Challengers

    ★★★½

    This extremely horny tennis movie is a pleasant surprise to me but that ending was something. Not a good something, not a bad something. Just something you know? Lastly Art and Patrick are the two most down bad guys I’ve ever seen over a girl.

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