Paddington 3:
-The best Indiana Jones movie since 1989
-The best Uncharted movie ever made
-Makes the Paddington trilogy the most consistent trilogy since the Lord of the Rings
Paddingtonheads, we have never been this back
….still missed Sally Hawkins tho
“You can get a steak here, Daddio. Don’t be a *draws rectangle*”
As a staunch defender of the Fox-era Marvel movies, this serves as a great love letter to those movies. As bad as some of them were, they were almost all made earnestly.
But as a movie, this is actually pretty bad, and I think meta humor is officially not very funny anymore. I think in 2030 we’re gonna look back at this and laugh that this made well over a billion dollars. There is really no reason to ever return to this again after 1 viewing. Happy to see Tom from Succession get the bag tho
Unironically go see Twisters instead
