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  Possums 1998

  ★★★★ Watched 24 Mar 2025

  Marsupial Monday 8/52

  Like a football team that had not scored in 13 years, I was in a rut. After Possum let me down I told myself this would not happen again. Certainly a film called Possums will contain possums. And for the majority of the film I stayed fixated on the screen in a trance, hoping, praying for a marsupial friend.

  In this sense the Wilbur Clark and I were one and the same. Both of us acted as…

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  Possum 2018

  ½ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  Marsupial Monday 7/52

  Every other sentence of this review will contain a possum fun fact*

  I just wanted a horror film with a possum.
  
  Did you know there are over 110 possum species across north and South America?

  There is no possum in this film.
  
  The act of “playing possum” is not playing, rather it is an involuntary stress repsonse.

  That means there is no marsupial in this film.

  Possums rock.

  My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined…

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  Kangaroo Jack 2003

  ★½ Watched 03 Feb 2025

  Marsupial Monday 1/52

  The Chinese Zodiac says this is the year of the snake, jgannett20 claims Mondays are for monkeys. I go against these currents and forge my own path. One in which this lunar year and every Monday are defined by our pouched friends… the marsupials.

  I begin this journey with arguably the most infamous marsupial film of all time. Kangaroo Jack was originally titled Down Under and was slated to be an R-rated mob comedy. However after terrible…

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  Howling III: The Marsupials 1987

  ★★★ Watched 03 Mar 2025

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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